Parenting: Whoops, Sorry, Kid
Front: Not a day goes by that I don't call my kids by the wrong name, or by the dog's name. Play any one-hit wonder from the '80s, though, and I will sing along to every word, break into a Grammy-worthy air drum solo, plus give a shot-by-shot recitation of the music video.
Inside: So I've got that going for me.
- Contents: 1 5 in. x 7 in. (127 mm x 178 mm) card, 1 envelope
- Card color: Environment Desert Storm
- Envelope color: White
- Printed on FSC-certified, 100% post-consumer waste paper with soy-based ink
- No additional postage required
- Ships worldwide from Aspen, Colorado
- All orders ship within 3-5 business days; however, let us know if you have a greeting card-related emergency and we'll channel our very best Mighty Mouse to get it out sooner.
- No animals were harmed in the making of this cat. Card. We meant card. Although if a cat were harmed, would it even matter? Who really likes cats, anyway.