Parenting: Perfect Baby
Outside: Oh, your newborn slept through the night after just one week? Well, then yes, surely parenthood won't be nearly as difficult for you as it was for literally everyone else.
Inside: (I know you can't see me right now, but trust me when I say I'm laughing with you.)
- Contents: 1 5 in. x 7 in. (127 mm x 178 mm) card, 1 envelope
- Card color: Environment Desert Storm
- Envelope color: White
- Printed on FSC-certified, 100% post-consumer waste paper with soy-based ink
- No additional postage required
- Ships worldwide from Aspen, Colorado
- All orders ship within 3-5 business days; however, let us know if you have a greeting card-related emergency and we'll channel our very best Mighty Mouse to get it out sooner.
- No animals were harmed in the making of this cat. Card. We meant card. Although if a cat were harmed, would it even matter? Who really likes cats, anyway.