Illness: Boobs-be-gone

$ 5.00

Front: Sorry you lost your boobs.

Inside: Unless you didn't like the ones you already had. If that's the case — nice work getting insurance to pay for new ones.

Product Details

  • Contents: 1 5 in. x 7 in. (127 mm x 178 mm) card, 1 envelope
  • Card color: Environment Desert Storm
  • Envelope color: White
  • Printed on FSC-certified, 100% post-consumer waste paper with soy-based ink
  • No additional postage required
  • Ships worldwide from Aspen, Colorado
  • All orders ship within 3-5 business days; however, let us know if you have a greeting card-related emergency and we'll channel our very best Mighty Mouse to get it out sooner.
  • No animals were harmed in the making of this cat. Card. We meant card. Although if a cat were harmed, would it even matter? Who really likes cats, anyway.

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