Dating: You Say Prince, I Say Frog
Front: Some day your prince will come.
Inside: By "prince," I mean "Prince," the singer. By "some day," I mean he'll probably go on tour again at some point. You don't actually want to date Prince, do you? Have you ever seen how short he is? Also, he's probably on the road touring, like, a lot. Phew. You just dodged a bullet. You're welcome.
- Contents: 1 5 in. x 7 in. (127 mm x 178 mm) card, 1 envelope
- Card color: Environment Desert Storm
- Envelope color: White
- Printed on FSC-certified, 100% post-consumer waste paper with soy-based ink
- No additional postage required
- Ships worldwide from Aspen, Colorado
- All orders ship within 3-5 business days; however, let us know if you have a greeting card-related emergency and we'll channel our very best Mighty Mouse to get it out sooner.
- No animals were harmed in the making of this cat. Card. We meant card. Although if a cat were harmed, would it even matter? Who really likes cats, anyway.