Bald: Going, Going, Gone

$ 5.00

Front: Good for you for shaving your head before you lost your hair forever.

Inside: I mean, we all knew what was coming, but we still admire your attempt at making it seem as if baldness was just a choice.

Product Details

    • Contents: 1 5 in. x 7 in. (127 mm x 178 mm) card, 1 envelope
    • Card color: Environment Desert Storm
    • Envelope color: White
    • Printed on FSC-certified, 100% post-consumer waste paper with soy-based ink
    • No additional postage required
    • Ships worldwide from Aspen, Colorado
    • All orders ship within 3-5 business days; however, let us know if you have a greeting card-related emergency and we'll channel our very best Mighty Mouse to get it out sooner.
    • No animals were harmed in the making of this cat. Card. We meant card. Although if a cat were harmed, would it even matter? Who really likes cats, anyway.

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